Something to think about when you think your grooming costs are too high.

1. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath.

2. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and pedicure.

3. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser

4. You don't wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser' s chair.

5. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body

6. You don't try to hump the hairdresser

7. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes

8. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck and clean your ears

9. Your hairdresser doesn't squeeze your anal glands

10. You don't poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut

11. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks

12. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair

13. Your hairdresser doesn't brush your teeth

14. You don't try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer

15. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails

16. Your hairdresser doesn't have to de-matt your hair

17. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt

18. Your hair dresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim"

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